Sunday, April 10, 2011
When the moon is in the seventh house...
| posted by Simon |
3:05 pm |
Aries – 21st March – 19th April.
The devil will send you a text message, you’re his minion – hooves and horns – come on keep up. You see that’s the thing with Arians, a bit slow. It all has to do with the Equinox and losing an hour in the first month of your life, it makes all the difference… you’re an hour behind everyone else on Earth.
Anyway, the devil’s text. He wants you to do his bidding. He has an intense dislike of Cauliflower and commands you to destroy them all, but only on a Wednesday. The other six days you must redress the balance of the brassica slaughter. For this you will need heroic quantities of cheese.
On a lighter note, God hates Cauliflower too, so you won’t be in any trouble when the rapture comes.