Friday, August 24, 2007  

Chip and bin.

Councils have a master plan. We are going to be paying for rubbish removal by weight. This revelation has left me wondering if the powers that be regularly take mind altering substances. A chip in our bins will allow the council to send each home a bill. Do you really think that everyone will be honest and only put their rubbish in their bin ? As soon as you put your bin out to be emptied, the sneaky rubbish cuckoos will be out depositing their black bags in other people’s bins. Fly tipping will reach unheard of proportions and our streets will be awash with unadopted detritus. If this plan goes ahead, rats will rule the earth.

As for David Cameron, his plan of removing the right of offenders to apply for their driver’s license until a year later than they should is just as fucking daft as the rubbish collection plans. Are we to believe that a young offender will be remotely arsed that he can’t get a license ? He will just drive anyway. Cameron uses the same logic that says illegal immigrants won’t come here because they can’t get an ID card.

Two contenders for a bluetealeaf sponsored thinking monkey for the stupid.

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Sunday, August 19, 2007  

Good stuff.

Easy on your ears, this is my recommendation for what's left of our miserable summer.

Listen and enjoy.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007  

God made you do it ?

I hear stories of religious idiots who commit atrocities in the name of their particular grey haired old man in the sky. I have even heard of people who murder other human being because god told them to. Some sick fuckers picket funerals and abuse those people who have cause to use abortion clinics. “God told me” is the excuse I’ve heard countless times.

Something puzzles me about this. Why doesn’t god tell them to come and wash my car ? Or do a bit of dusting. When walking down the street, why doesn’t someone offer me a tenner because “god told them to” ?

Isn’t it strange how god only asks his followers to do evil ?

And don’t even think of telling me that millions of people do good every day in the name of god…. They don’t get voices in their heads. They do good deeds because they have an innate capacity for kindness, filtered and refined over countless generations. A perfect example of evolution. Survival of the fittest, nothing more, nothing less.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007  

I've been

to the dentist. This is a big deal for me.

A question for Pastor Ted Phelps. Is a box of swan vestas just a load of fag enablers ?

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