Why ?

Why does Barry Scott feel the need to shout at me from the television ? It’s just fancy soap Barry, shut the fuck up.

Why does Match of the day feel the need to put City on last every fucking week ? In fact Sky did it last weekend, we got a couple of minutes with no commentary, just the mumblings of two has been footballers from the studio. It’s a media conspiracy I tell you.

Why wont companies email you back ? Is there no common decency left these days ? I fucking despair sometimes. We need a recession, that would sort the bastards out; they would be quick to get back to us then…. Fuckers.

These and many other questions will probably never be answered.