Reasons to invade Iran #1.

They have a revolutionary government. They are now (allegedly) helping the Iraqi freedom fighters insurgents to kill our boys. We can also infer from this that they eat fluffy puppies and do bad things to nice people. We should send troops to free them from the shackles of their evil undemocratic junta.

In an effort to ensure that I don’t get drawn to their evil ways I will endeavour to eat more burgers, drink more cola and learn not to question the motives of our glorious leader. Now where did I put that blindfold ?