Saturday, October 08, 2005
| posted by Simon |
11:06 pm |
I can’t get excited about England playing anymore; even in a world cup qualifier we had to win. What has happened ? In years gone by I wouldn’t have missed it for the world, I didn’t even monitor the Holland match to see if we qualified. I hope that come next summer my patriotic lull is at an end, I couldn’t miss a whole world cup… could I ?
According to the construction of bacon butties regulations (1874) amended 1914 you shall ensure the following:
1. The bacon shall be crispy.
2. The bread shall be fresh; if no fresh bread is available toast is acceptable.
3. The brown sauce must be HP.
4. A steaming hot beverage shall accompany the butty.
I found this on the City message board that I frequent, it made me chuckle for hours.