Jesus was batman.

This via Jim.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?

I'm already faster than a speeding bullet, or so Tracy says. So it would have to be the ability to fly, that would be very cool.

Which, if any, 'existing' superhero do you fancy, and why?

None. If any had managed to look like Kate Bush dressed in her babooshka armour then maybe.

Which, if any, 'existing' superhero do you hate?

All the American do-goody ones. Cunts !

What would your superhero name be?

Goat Boy. Inspired by Bill Hicks.

Is there an 'existing' superhero with whom you identify, or would like to be?

It would be a villain, a real nasty twat. Roaming the world looking for people sat in the middle lane, a few hundred deadly fireballs and people would maybe think twice about doing it. Burberry as well, I'd burn it all... and those fucking burger places, fucking firey arches more like...