Dragged a comb across my head.

Why is it that the person in front of me in any given queue stinks of cat piss ? Is it so hard to have a wash before you go out and mingle with others ?

Why, when I emailed ebay to ask a question about policy, do they send an email back that does everything except answer the fucking question I asked ?

Eating Revels is like the Russian roulette of the sweetie world. Tonight, first one out, *BOOM* coffee. First one ! That's harsh.

I was looking at a map of Scotland today, and part of it disturbed me, can't think why.



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