It’s the bomb that will bring us together.

My local nuclear power plant has mislaid enough Plutonium to make about eight nuclear bombs. What the fuck have they done with it ? Plutonium is about twenty times heavier than water, so thirty kilos is about a litre and a half. That’s a fair amount; it’s not as if you couldn’t see it. Maybe it’s in an old coffee jar in the paint cupboard. They say it’s “a paper loss”. Fuck off ! It’s either there or it isn’t, when you do a stock check you count stuff. When it’s not where it should be you look everywhere else, when it’s not there you’ve lost it. There’s maybe someone in Cumbria running a small nuclear power plant in their garden shed. Or maybe it’s that new bloke in the canteen, what’s he called ? Osa …….