Baby you can drive my car.

So, I was stood having a piss, Palace had just got a corner and I thought it would be a good time to go. We won 2:1 but it was very hard work. Watching was even harder; if we play like that for the rest of the season we’re going down. Anyway, stood having a piss, I was chuckling to myself because I knew when the final whistle went, I could phone Tracy and she would come and pick me up. She passed her driving test this week, first time too. These are the things that make a man happy. Well done petal !