Friday, March 05, 2004  

Oh no, tell me we didn't say that ?

After you have phoned your son and found his mobile to be diverted straight to answer phone, ensure you hang up properly. Do not under any circumstances engage in about twenty minutes of inuendo laden conversation with his mother, based around whether or not you want a "hot pork sandwich", and culminating in the line "get in that fucking bed". When, a little later you see the light on your phone flashing, you will exclaim loudly "Oh shit !" Your son will then call you the next day and tell you exactly what you have done. He will then spend years in therapy trying to heal the mental scars.

| posted by Simon | 11:47 pm | 0 comments
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