Advice for husbands.

When the woman you love buys you, on the day of your twentieth wedding anniversary, a spanking new digital camera with all the necessary bits and bobs that you need to use it properly, whatever you do don't lose it.

Because after the initial period of "I can't believe you lost it you twat" there will be an extended period of piss taking whenever someone mentions cameras of any description. The more malicious of my acquaintances will deliberately drop key words into conversations, just to initiate the "gentle" ribbing I get from Tracy. Bastards !

She has actually been very good about it, and is now planning to buy me a replacement for crimbo, how lucky am I ?