Philosophical debate.

The conversation took a strange turn. We are at loggerheads because I think a Rat could climb a drainpipe quicker than a Ferret. The age old question then came back to haunt us. Could a Tiger “have” a Polar bear. In the past when we have discussed this much-covered topic we have decided that in a straight fight the Polar bear would wup the Tigers ass. But, if the Tiger had the element of surprise it might just “do” the Polar bear. We decided that all future inter-species scraps would be on neutral territory, so the Polar bear v Tiger fight would have to take place in Stalybridge.

Nominations are now being accepted for the next debate. Which two animals would you like to see pitted against each other in the battle arena ? And where would you have them fight ?