You want flies with that ?

A well-known fast food outlet in Whitehaven has been closed, and several staff members have been sacked. If you have a penchant for the odd cheeseburger then you maybe don't want to read the rest of this post.

The staff members that have been sacked were allegedly caught on camera having a wank into the mayonnaise and pissing on the lettuce. I say allegedly because at time of writing these are still unconfirmed stories. They do however come from separate and reliable sources.

I suppose that taste in the special sauce isn't Dill after all !