Thursday, May 15, 2003
| posted by Simon |
9:34 pm |
May 21st - June 20th.
Gemini's are - Daydreamers, left brained, clock-watchers and partial to an Apricot.
This month you can tell your boss to stick his job where the sun don't shine, that's right, you're going to win the lottery. Make sure you dispose of your illicit biscuit stash before you leave; Margaret from accounts has suspected you for a while now and would love to have something on you. Ensure that your cruise isn't on a ship with "Queen" in its name, it'll sink. Other than that you can start to plan your life of leisure. Brian is a good name for an architect, and I would advise against Afghani interior designers.
Do: Remember who your friends are.
Don't: Call your new house Dunroamin.
Say: "Three numbers ? A tenner ? Fuck !".