Wednesday, October 01, 2003  


Things not to say when:

You meet your prospective in-laws.

1.  My dad was a wife beater.
2.  The tattoos hide the track marks.
3.  Your daughter is a really inventive love maker.
4.  Don't think of it as losing a daughter, but gaining a chapter.
5.  The good voice usually wins.
6.  A job ? Fuck no !
7.  I have a webcam, I'm gonna make her a star.
8.  My mates call me psycho Bob.
9.  Someone let down the tyres on my house.


Any more ?

| posted by Simon | 10:26 pm | 0 comments
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