Wednesday, October 01, 2003
| posted by Simon |
10:26 pm |
Things not to say when:
You meet your prospective in-laws.
1. My dad was a wife beater.
2. The tattoos hide the track marks.
3. Your daughter is a really inventive love maker.
4. Don't think of it as losing a daughter, but gaining a chapter.
5. The good voice usually wins.
6. A job ? Fuck no !
7. I have a webcam, I'm gonna make her a star.
8. My mates call me psycho Bob.
9. Someone let down the tyres on my house.
Any more ?